Do you wanna hide a body?
C’mon, I’ll even help you dig.
We can roll it in a rug, hide it in my trunk, and drive it off a cliff!
I know the mob scene is so passé
But we can wear matching COATS!
Do you wanna hide a body?
He doesn’t have to be somebody.

grossanatomy93:

when someone unzips your pants

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puppypiers69:

Pierskachu by SniffIsn’t this just precious? <3

Lol. Literally just caught a Pikachu and named him Piers moments before seeing this.

puppypiers69:

Pierskachu by Sniff

Isn’t this just precious? <3

Lol. Literally just caught a Pikachu and named him Piers moments before seeing this.

puppypiers69:

ltfox:

Tuttifrutti - Piers - Sweet Tooth by xTh13teeNx

Could he possibly be any cuter? &lt;3

And there goes what&#8217;s left of my heart.

puppypiers69:

ltfox:

Tuttifrutti - Piers - Sweet Tooth by xTh13teeNx

Could he possibly be any cuter? <3

And there goes what’s left of my heart.

Not sure if this makes sense, but these are the thoughts that occur while postponing my REM cycle

After seeing multiple posts about “Why you should respect someone,” my brain-train derails and I’m left with trying to figure out why there aren’t more not-so-inspirational quotes on the subject of being not-a-jackass. Don’t get me wrong, there’s no good reason that I can see on why we should trade in our witty sarcasm and unbiased dislikes for bright pink auras. Is it really so wrong for us to simply just not care about what doesn’t affect us?

fake-hero:

e-lric:

“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

“what is this.. pain in my butt?”

said the yaoi manga character after two chapters

"What is this pain in my eye?" thought the cop 2 miliseconds after meeting Joker.

Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

iguanamouth:

together at last

When you gotta go in the rain just to catch the school bus

When you gotta go in the rain just to catch the school bus

When you&#8217;re sitting next to your best friend and you smell a fart that didn&#8217;t sound, and you didn&#8217;t rip it.

When you’re sitting next to your best friend and you smell a fart that didn’t sound, and you didn’t rip it.

queenofanimeandrainbows:

queenabaddone:

WHO LIVES IN THE US AND IS TOTALLY FREE

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(AMERICANS)

RED WHITE AND BLUE AND STAR-STRIPED ARE WE

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(AMERICANS)

IF LIBERATED NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH

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(AMERICANS)

THEN DUMP ALL YOUR TEA AND ADMIT FRIES ARE NOT CHIPS

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(AMERICANS)

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AMERICANS

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AMERICANS

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AMERICANS

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AMEEEEEEEEERRRRRIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSS

*freedom whistle*

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America in a nutshell

handsome-tom-hiddleston:

khanyoujohnlockndropit:

virtuosovillain:

I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.

Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston

especially that guy in the black shirt…

The guy in the plaid looks like he’s been holding in a fart for a while, but doesn’t want to leave.