When you gotta go in the rain just to catch the school bus

When you gotta go in the rain just to catch the school bus

When you’re sitting next to your best friend and you smell a fart that didn’t sound, and you didn’t rip it.

When you’re sitting next to your best friend and you smell a fart that didn’t sound, and you didn’t rip it.

queenofanimeandrainbows:

queenabaddone:

WHO LIVES IN THE US AND IS TOTALLY FREE

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(AMERICANS)

RED WHITE AND BLUE AND STAR-STRIPED ARE WE

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(AMERICANS)

IF LIBERATED NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH

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(AMERICANS)

THEN DUMP ALL YOUR TEA AND ADMIT FRIES ARE NOT CHIPS

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(AMERICANS)

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AMERICANS

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AMERICANS

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AMERICANS

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AMEEEEEEEEERRRRRIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSS

*freedom whistle*

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America in a nutshell

handsome-tom-hiddleston:

khanyoujohnlockndropit:

virtuosovillain:

I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.

Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston

especially that guy in the black shirt…

The guy in the plaid looks like he’s been holding in a fart for a while, but doesn’t want to leave.

This is too wonderful for words. ^_^

This is too wonderful for words. ^_^

vuelie:

wearing a blanket around the house like

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You can’t do this in a studio apartment! Know what? Fuck it! I’m rollin’ around the city with a blanket.

therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

I’m honestly just sitting in the break room with my headphones on because I’m cold. No, I do not wish to change my seat from under the ceiling fan. I will sit here and enjoy my milk and cookies while actively not listening to music.

queenofanimeandrainbows:

my-little-ninja:

the-feather-kisses:

the-lincolnshire-poacher:

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.



HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”


IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

queenofanimeandrainbows:

my-little-ninja:

the-feather-kisses:

the-lincolnshire-poacher:

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

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HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
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IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

It was a normal day at work, and I was having a normal (for me) mood-swing day. The annoying, yet increasingly tolerable, manager stopped me on my way back from break to ask if I had seen the other manager. I immediately get happy at the thought of him; after all he is my crush. But I tell the annoying one no, and he walks off in a hurry.
I enter my department ready to get back to work. I’m surprised to be grabbed by a hand so suddenly. My crush laughed out loud because he hadn’t been able to scare in a good long while. I let him know about the on going search, and he tells me that he’s hiding. His impish humor is what drew me to him in the first place and I let loose a toothy grin at this behavior.
We get lost to a conversation about random things, and he notices that I’m distracted by something on his chest. I tell him it’s the chest hair poking through his collar (unknowing to him, body hair a turn on of mine), and tickle the exposure.
Suddenly I’m pinned against the wall of the aisle (which was awkward in it’s own right because of the shelving, not to mention our height differences). He leaned down and kissed me on the lips. I felt so alive, but all I could do was stare at him in wide-eyed disbelief. I had always thought he was straight.
I asked him how long he’d been waiting to do that. He let out another of his nerdy laughs (my heart melts), and just as he’s about to answer I wake up.

I have to say that the foreshadowing part is just about my favorite part of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast solely because of the fountain woman’s reaction when Belle starts singing.

I have to say that the foreshadowing part is just about my favorite part of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast solely because of the fountain woman’s reaction when Belle starts singing.

My all too awesome friends got this for me because they know how much I love the Little Mermaid.

My all too awesome friends got this for me because they know how much I love the Little Mermaid.